17 hours ago[539,468 notes]reblog

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

18 hours ago[382,468 notes]reblog

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

18 hours ago[37,232 notes]reblog

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

18 hours ago[7,207 notes]reblog

mellofever:

banavalope:

cklookshuman:

some halloween shirts! + v + 

I’M WITH SPOOPY (orange)I’M WITH SPOOPY (grey) I’M WITH CREPPY (orange)I’M WITH CREPPY (grey) | Halloween Icons Tee | Actual Skeleton | Ouija Board: Do You Think This Is A Game? | Brains Like Lydia (Beetlejuice)

i want actual skeleton

please don’t wear ouija board stuff, I mean definitely don’t use it but wearing it may be bad too.

18 hours ago[20,883 notes]reblog

liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is

Follow micdotcom 

This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

1 day ago[5,801 notes]reblog

boinymph:

please stop saying “sims 4 is actually really good, people are just whining about what they took out” like if you buy sims 4 you are literally telling companies that you want to pay exorbitant amounts of money for half a game and then pay even more money to get the rest of the game (that shouldve been in the original) as dlc like. do not buy sims 4 its literally one of the biggest scams ive ever heard of

1 day ago[87,907 notes]reblog

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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1 day ago[381,871 notes]reblog

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

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refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

She is so perfect! 

1 day ago[55,234 notes]reblog

fireandshellamari:

I choked so much

1 day ago[84,031 notes]reblog

flanderization:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

hamburgerjack:

tramampoline:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

incredible

Fake Gamer Boys

oh this tastes so fucking good

I would just like to tell everyone who I shut down for recommending this game series to me that I was fucking right.

1 day ago[59,060 notes]reblog

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

2 days ago[411,245 notes]reblog

rastafarifit:

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE TEARS COME FROM

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collections that are raw as fuck tex saverio, my courtesan 

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